Ambitious, if sometimes unimpressive. What I lack in skill I make up in commitment to have as good a time as possible. If the wind is howling, the waves are massive and my suit is full of brown stuff it should be enjoyable for those willing to watch.

Personal Comment

A bit of scots dialect for you: My DAY X:
The wind blew as 'twad blawn its last.

Howling onshore and I was subjected to a severe bit of bitch-slapping. My
erse was red raw, ya wee hoower. Dario and John were feeling me up..